20/08/2019

Male condom

About the reviewer

Reviewer age

Age:

36-40

Time taken

Time used:

8+ years

Had children

Had children:

No

Reviewer height

Height:

5'11"/180cm

Reviewer weight

Weight:

65kg - 70kg / 10st 3lb - 11st 0lb

Currently using

Currently using:

Yes I'm using it currently

Experience

I was in a hurry so ticked "Special Delivery" by mistake. The next day, on an uneventful Sunday afternoon in our quiet suburban neighbourhood, me and my partner were hosting both our parents and the local priest to an afternoon Tea while we watched the Tennis at Wimbledon. Suddenly we heard music outside - a Mariarchi band were serenading us. Fireworks then lit up the sky. A brass marching band followed by a trio of banner carrying elephants (saying "please leave positive feedback") loudly played their music up the street where we live and proceeded to carry out an impromptu concert on my drive. The elephants to our great relief left to trample a neighbouring village, but following them a samba band drummed their way past our house, followed by a troupe of ladies, no doubt fresh from a Rio De Janeiro carnival wearing little more than feathers. Then, silence. As the dust settled, the town crier, our own town's town crier then strode confidently up the high street, all road traffic within half a mile having already been stopped to give him priority. "OH YAY, OH YAY" he proclaimed. "Mr Wilson of St Bernard's Lane, we have your parcel of condoms here for you, please sign here". This ebay seller is very reliable and trustworthy, but in hindsight, Standard delivery (3-5 days) would have been perfectly adequate, and much more discrete. https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/national-deal

Impact whilst taking

Time taken

Mood:

Somewhat positively

Impact on weight

Weight:

No change

Had children

Periods:

I don’t know / can’t tell

Reviewer height

Sex drive:

Increased sex drive

Side effects whilst taking

Head

No effects on the head

Body

No effects on the body

Down There

Vaginal dryness

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